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Bloody Demotivational Poster

POPPED COLLAR - Bloody Cool On Europeans.

TAGS: cantona cool bloody football soccer popped collar europeans england english france french king
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by chareuleu

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 24, 2008, 1:12 am
The term is more appropriately the modern 'yankees', or if you'd like, you can use the original term coined by Native Americans of what is now the northeastern United States, "ingis", which was their transliteration of the term "English". Grr!
FCB - August 23, 2008, 8:29 pm
wtf is soccer...?! f-o-o-t-b-a-l-l!!! yankis....

LIVING THE LIFE - Where the Hell is all my Beer!

TAGS: bloodycrackers
Rating: 2.07/5
DreMagnum - October 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
the beers right next to you idiot
rerun - October 13, 2009, 6:16 pm

looks like he may be watching kitty porn

CHUCK NORRIS - Will roundhousekick anyone thinking about combo-breaking this...


TAGS: culos bloody underwear guaranteed
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by culos

MilDoc - March 3, 2011, 2:56 pm
I'd hate to work as a miner!


ONE DAY MARRY POPPINS COULDN'T OPEN HER UMBRELLA - That's where we get the term "Bloody Marry" from

TAGS: bloody marry
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Vitek

DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 3:18 am
lmao, i was wondering where i stole that from. Yeah, I use da fuck more
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:16 am
only instead of usinf f*ck I used hell
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:15 am
not from you, I took it from a South Park episode called "Fatbeard"
agdaniele - December 6, 2009, 3:15 am
I know, huh?
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 3:15 am
DreMagnum - December 6, 2009, 3:14 am
LMAO stavro, i belief you stole my "Da hell" thing, but dont worry, Derek never makes sense
stavro1 - December 6, 2009, 3:12 am
WTF, da hell does what you said have to do anything with this poster?
Derek - December 6, 2009, 3:10 am
After you get engaged, you might get Maryed.

BLISS - leaving her there when the tide comes in.

HERE'S JOHNNY! - Damn Belly Worms....take the right way and exit through the vagina!

KILL WHAT YOU EAT - Eat What You Kill

If you know which one is the address bar -

TAGS: i hate toolbars bloody viruses
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

curlyrocks - June 15, 2013, 3:36 pm
I'm sure there's a tool bar somewhere that can help me with my grammar.
Vinxman - June 15, 2013, 9:06 am
If you know the difference between then and than, then it seems you're smarter than 90% of the Internet users.
Cannabal - June 9, 2013, 6:21 am
You see what happens, Larry! You see what happens when you don't check the little box during program installation!
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 4:34 am
Ho-oly crap!! Is that what you guys are dealing with??? Why? Are you masochists? Get a Mac, fer christ's sake!
curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 4:20 pm
I found that when dealing with a customer who I need to take to either a specific URL or to their router 9 times out of 10 I need to get them to use CTRL O. Apparently saying "the bar at the top" is confusing.
Silverheart - June 7, 2013, 1:31 pm

When installing software, and it asks if you want to install the free toolbar from whatever, just say no! All those toolbars, taking up screenspace, monitoring your online activity and slowing down your internet. Yikes.
MrStupidGir - June 7, 2013, 12:53 pm
if your browser looks like that don't bitch about internet being slow
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am
All those toolbars, and for what? To search something without going to the actual site? Get rid of those things!
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:05 am
The truth of this makes me sad, 5L

Tofu -

TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


TAGS: punday bloody punday
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Claire - September 18, 2010, 12:54 pm
I just got it. -.-
GreyScorpion - September 18, 2010, 12:24 pm
very punny, a brilliant example of a well thought out fake. 5L..and the 1L bomber on this...I know who you are...
ICEMAN - September 17, 2010, 11:44 pm
A true classic. 5
agdaniele - September 17, 2010, 11:38 pm
I love it. Noobs... don't even bother taking notes.

What Do You Mean ? -

TAGS: bloody
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - June 20, 2013, 7:35 am
Thank You Next Time You Have A Bloody Mary Think Of Kate.
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 1:37 am

Kate Beckinsale wearing a corset and latex pants. I'm incapable of voting anything less than perfect 5.

why yes, this is my hangover face -

Inner Self -

TAGS: demons secrets bloody guts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - June 24, 2015, 11:16 pm
Excellent, Greeny! I like the use of the collage photo to illustrate the point. Awesome!!! 5 L
GaryO - June 24, 2015, 11:15 pm
fascinating...must enlarge...detect


TAGS: salt pepper bloody mary
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by GaryO

steve1961 - January 1, 2016, 3:42 am
Happy New Year...It's a leap year...so that's annoying.
spacedog - January 1, 2016, 3:05 am
Cheers, everyone! Have a great new year.
Greeny - December 31, 2015, 7:09 pm
Excuse me...
rerun - December 31, 2015, 6:49 pm

Bah Hum5ug
concern3 - December 31, 2015, 2:14 pm
Back at you
JesusWept - December 31, 2015, 1:44 pm
Happ new year, Gary! 5